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A brief history of the French Revolution.


DANTON, MARAT and ROBESPIERRE: Now the fun bit starts.
LOUIS: *executed!*
MARIE ANTOINETTE: *executed!*
ROYALISTS AND COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARIES: *executed!*
DANTON: There we go.
ROBESPIERRE: Nope. More to do.
NOBLES: *executed!*
PRIESTS: *executed!*
FORMER FRIENDS OF NOBLES: *executed!*
MARAT: *stabbed in the bathtub*
FORMER FRIENDS OF COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARIES AND ROYALISTS: *executed!*
DANTON: Uh, dude...
ROBESPIERRE: Purity, that's what we need. And a bigger guillotine.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T CHEER LOUD ENOUGH WHEN HE PASSES IN THE STREET: *executed!*
PEOPLE WHO PREFER TO STAY AT HOME WITH THE KIDS INSTEAD OF WATCH THE GUILLOTININGS EVERY SUNDAY: *executed!*
PEOPLE WHO NEED TO LOOK OFF A LYRIC SHEET TO SING THE MARSEILLAISE: *executed!*
DANTON: Dude, enough already!
ROBESPIERRE: OMG U R A TRAITOR!!!1!!!1!ELEVEN!!!
DANTON: *executed!*
MOB: E-FUCKING-NOUGH, BITCH!
ROBESPIERRE: *executed!*
ANYONE WHO HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH ROBESPIERRE: *executed!*
DIRECTORY: Whew, that was close. Almost lost our heads over that one HA HA HA LOST OUR HEADS AREN'T WE CLEVER NOW!
MOB: Puns? PLEASE.
DIRECTORY: Oh, like you could do any better.


-- ishyface

The whole thing is worth a read, because I didn't post it all: http://www.livejournal.com/users/ishidashipper/112425.html
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