June 2003 Examination (Genetics/Chemistry)
Moaning Myrtle, the ghostly student who inhabits the girls' toilet at Hogwarts School, came across a small bottle labelled 'Secret Mixture - intended for Harry Potter'. Myrtle hid the bottle under her cloak and appeared in the Nevile toilets where she asked a helpful MLC student to help her work out what was in it.
I'M NOT JOKING. THAT'S A REAL QUESTION.
Sheesh, MLC teachers. If you want to write HP fanfic, please refrain from doing it in our exams. Seriously. For one thing, if this was my real exam I would a)burst out laughing b)remark to the whole room how canonically unrealistic this is. Myrtle is a ghost. Therefore she would be unable to carry anything, let alone wear a cloak. Also, is there a drainage system that connects from Hogwarts to MLC? ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD? If so, hand me a mask and a pair of fins!!!