99catsaway: And why is Cheney evil?
mojo_iv: Anyone with a last name starting with Ch is inherently evil. It says so in the Bible, and the Bible for Dummies.
99catsaway: Does Jesus Christ count?
mojo_iv: Yes, Jesus does count -- having been a carpenter before revealing the gospel I would assume that his math skills were probably pretty solid. Also, he probably had very large hands.
fonzi9864: you know what large hands mean?
mojo_iv: A smile on the face of Mary Magdalene? :)
From a thread in liberal on Dick Cheney's health problems: