A few kids had just knocked up on the neighbor's door and seeing me and my friends out the porch with cigarettes and beers in some hands, decided to bypass us.
One of the group's cell phone rang one of the horribly cliche' classical music pieces.
Girl: Hey, your phone's ringing.
Me: Really? I thought the Boston Pops dropped by just to play a MIDI file!
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