And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen (_redpanda_) wrote in metaquotes,
And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen

I believe that the line "The Customer is always right" is taken like the Second Amendment to the Constitution, and everyone forgets the second part, which says "As long as you don't act like an asshole."

-- sharnjilraedan (who also has THE coolest damn default icon) in customers_suck

Six days with a break on the seventh... That's the problem with doing it as an independent contractor. [God] should have made the Universe hire him full-time and then unionized.

Alpha-Omega Local 01:
Article VII
Sec. 55: The Universe will exercise its efforts in good faith, subject to the requirements of efficient operations, to the end that Creator will be scheduled on a basis of a normal work week of forty (40) hours within the work week period during which there are two (2) consecutive days of rest.

-- krimon, from here
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