November 1st, 2016

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  • conuly

novembersnow on the subject of OCTOBER snow:

Me: Look at this! SNOWFLAKES for the next two days!!!! :((((((

Coworker: Uggghhh. They should have little faces on them. Angry faces. Because they're evil snowflakes.

Me: ALL SNOWFLAKES ARE EVIL.

Coworker: Nooooo, some snow is good! Like when there's enough that you can go skiing. Those are happy snowflakes!

Me: NO. SNOWFLAKES ARE NEVER HAPPY. THEY ARE ALWAYS EVIL.

Context is brisk, with a chance of flurries.
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  • conuly

ladyofastolat on smitten apples

Shopping for apples today, I saw a shelf label that read "Smitten apples." None of the nearby apples declared themselves smitten on their sticky labels. Could I identify them by behaviour? Were any apples sighing sadly for the nearby pears? Were they saying to a Granny Smith that she was the apple of their eye? Every apple sat resolutely still, none of them showing any sign of pining.

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