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LJ's Catch of the Day- Served Fresh Daily!!

In which Rule 34 is invoked - and what happens when that occurs...
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reynardo wrote in metaquotes
shiv5468 has written a little scene where the rules of Internet Porn are applied.

"You don't even know what we want you do do." The Second Prefect pouted.

"Don't need to," Hermione said. "Not after the last time. It took me ages to get the mess out of my hair, Severus had back ache for weeks, and Lucius could barely face a cucumber sandwich without twitching. No. More."

Context is that someone enjoys having sex in cow slurry

Not safe for work. More for laughing than anything else.