April 21st, 2014

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"No one knows 'oo they were...or wot they were doin'!"

An anonymouse over at dochermes' (ETA: who has come forward as Matthew Post, via Google Plus) reflects upon the Cookery Of His People:

...pea-soup with large amounts of a hog in it is a staple food of our family's ancient race, the Dutch, who rose as a wandering, conquering tribe of barbarians ten thousand years ago from the ruins of ancient Atlantis and Lemuria, and in the chaos following the great cataclysm became experts in international finance, painting, dam-building, cigar-making, and horrible food.

(Context has me speculating that back bacon would go pretty damn well in pea soup.)
  • Current Music
    The Great White North chant, by Bob and Doug MacKenzie.