POMFREY: Go back to your dorm, freak. And don't mind the sex change, dear, it's completely normal.
NEXT MORNING: Hello.
HARRY'S CHEST: OH MY GOD I'VE GAINED WEIGHT.
HARRY'S PENIS: I'm gone, and the boy doesn’t even NOTICE. COME ON, Harry! I know I haven't been the greatest, but we've had some good times, haven't we?
HARRY: *yawn* *shower* *yawn* *totally doesn't even notice self* *yawn**scrub wash OH MY GOD TITS* *REALLY LOUD GIRLY SCREAM!*
CASTLE: My GOD, man, what the hell is your problem! I was SLEEPING here!
BOYS: *run in* OH MY GOD TITS. *anime style nose bleed*
READERS: *sporking style eyes bleed*
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