September 27th, 2013


Can't you feel the attraction?

Over in ontd_political, silver_apples has been doing some further testing on a scientific hypothesis:

After careful experimentation I have determined the following:

-Magnet does not have genitalia or reproductive organs
-Magnet is attracted to Paperclip no matter what Paperclip looks like
-If Paperclip is in a relationship with other paperclips, Magnet does not ask Paperclip to choose but instead accepts all of them
-Magnet is also attracted to Refrigerator Door, Screw, and Not-Really-Silver Necklace
-I am not a magnet

Context is stuck on you, if you are metallic.