Ms. Marvin Suggs and Her All-Food Glee Club (isadore) wrote in metaquotes,
Ms. Marvin Suggs and Her All-Food Glee Club
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Okay, so it's another political quote.

cooluncleryan does his own rendition of that immortal Chicago Bears tune, the "Superbowl Shuffle", here. It's a bit long, but I just couldn't decide which verse was best.





...uh-huh...uh-huh, uh-huh...

We are the Cons, shuffling through
Governing on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, you know were good
Cuttin' your taxes like you knew we would
Even though we aint always gettin along
You can count on us - ruling like Enron
We didn't come to start no trouble
We just came to do the Neo-Con Shuffle!

Well my name is Powell, and I'm the man
Invading Iraq? Shoulda' used my plan!
Now we're stuck, it's called a Quagmire
Should I resign, or just hope I get fired
You know I aint, one-a these Cons
I'm here to help - I aint no Uncle Tom!
I'm not here, to cause no trouble
I just came to do the neo-con shuffle!

Well they call me Rummy, Cause I swerve and stumble
Under my watch, the military fumbled
Invade Iraq? Let me check my shades
Grab some hoods, let head to Abu-Graib
Some of those lefties were callin' for quits
But you know I won't till all my buddies get rich
I aint here to cause no trouble
I just came to do the Neo-Con shuffle!

Well my name is Ashcroft, they call me Big A
I'm a man of the people, 'cept the athiests and gays
I uphold law, head the justice department
you better watch out, i'll wire-tap your apartment
The liberal's say I'm a bit too extreme
But I do it for Jesus - ya know what I mean?
I'm not here to cause no trouble
I just came to do the Neo-Con shuffle

Yeah my name is Condi, I'm smooth 'n tight
They let me in - I'm a woman aint white
But I don't mind being token
I'll ride this out - long as the Democrat's are broken
Yeah I'm the head of the NSA
What does that mean? Hush hush can't say!
I'm not here to cause no trouble
I'm just here to do the Neo-Con shuffle

My name is Karl, and though you aint' certian
I'm runnin this show from behind a curtian
I bitchslap Dems, send on the pain
Look at the heat I brought on John McCain
I'm the brains o' this gig - don't you doubt it shorty
Now put 'em in the air for my boy-o Georgie!
I'm not here to cause no trouble
I'm just here to do the Neo-Con shuffle

Yeah they call me G man, I'm tough n' strong
This gun on my desk used to be Saddam's
Sometimes I get toungetied, sometimes I can't speak
But with words like 'fashtle' I come off real meek
The Red states love me, the Blue states hate
But it's all daddy's buddies, aint the silver spoon great?
You know i'm not here to cause no trouble
I just came to do the superbowl shuffle

We are the Cons, shuffling through
Governing on down, doin' it for you
We're so bad, you know were good
Cuttin' your taxes like you knew we would
Even though we aint always gettin along
You can count on us - ruling like Enron
We didn't come to start no trouble
We just came to do the Neo-Con Shuffle!
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