October 25th, 2012

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Another dispatch from the Comics Fail! front.

When Rob Liefeld announces his retirement from comics, The Fandom Rejoices:

Cygnia: And comic heroines everywhere cheer openly for the return of their spines and feet.

ArgyleSpy: And internal organs! Don't forget the internal organs. And their fingers.

SadisticFerret: And the removal of their excess pouches.

Alas, the context discovers the news to have been a false alarm:

AnarchicQ: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A TEASE, UNIVERSE?!

Wook77: From the high of YAYES to the low of "LIEEEEFFFIIIEELLLDDDD" and an impotent fist shake.

Uldihaa: Anyone know where I get a really irritable male platypus? Oh, and Lifeld's home address? For completely unrelated reasons.

(Bonus Scary Thought of the Day: "Badrock Obama.")
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