Nothing beats the classics...
That's it, I'm simply not permitted to listen to the old time Sherlock Holmes radio plays at work anymore. The Wooden Claw's "Until I get you safely home in a hot tub" was bad enough, but how does The Case of the Sangiunary Spectre start?
"Imagine then my surprise, when on returning one afternoon from making my medical rounds, I found Holmes in a stiff collar and wearing his Prince Albert."
Context is dead of Innuendo