January 2nd, 2012

[spirit pokemon] feebas

(no subject)

musedmoose waxes lyrical on the subject of vermin.

(ETA: Uses the tune of "Bad Horse" from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.)

BAD MOTHS! BAD MOTHS! BAD MOTHS! BAD MOTHS!
They'll fly into your closet, they'll eat up all your clothes,
You'll open up that door and you will scream OH NOES!
And so extermination is what we must propose...
A flamethrower, a fire hose?
(Some bug spray would be nice, you knows)

BAD MOTHS! BAD MOTHS! BAD MOTHS! THEY'RE BAD!
But we have got a method, no need to be afraid.
A single simple order that must be obeyed!
Just open up your closet, douse everything in Raid...

Exterminate! Must save your cloths!
It's "Goodbye, bugs!" to those bad moths!

With apologies to Joss Whedon and thanks to RhymeZone.


Context is bemused by animal-related typoes in fanfic warnings. Public, so no need for permission.