spyderqueen (spyderqueen) wrote in metaquotes,

If our neighbors hate us, I can't say I blame them. Why? Because to them it must seem like we sometime,s just randomly open the door and yell out obscenities. It's actually because the cat has gotten out. But they can't see that, so they must seem like we're loonies.

So I don't know what they would think of a day like today, where first you here the sound of me crunching in the leaves for awhile followed by a voice:

"Hey Missy, there you are. Uh...what'cha got Missy? Oh dear God! OH GOD! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!! Oh, and maggots even! OH SWEET JESUS! PUT IT DOWN! OH FOR THE LOVE OH GOD, DON'T LICK ME!!!!!!!!

Yup. Must be deer season again.
--My sister fallenangelfish and the continuing saga of our dog.
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