But the chicks seem to dig it. The whole 'tunic and armor' thing gets the 'Lord of the Rings/Pirates of the Carribean/Buffy The Vampire Slayer' fans all aflutter.
Makes getting through metal detectors rather difficult, but Doom flies private so it's not much of a problem.
Why do you ask?
It's always the really insecure guys that have to hide behind a cast iron frying pan beaten into a breast plate.
As opposed to kevlar and poor writing.