June 3rd, 2011

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Ursula finds a snake in her mulch...

URSULA: I didn’t mean to scare him! He’s very pretty! He has gray racing stripes! Only he was in the mulch, and you know…

KEVIN: Did you fling him?

URSULA: No!

KEVIN: …

URSULA: …maybe a little. A small fling. Barely a flinglet, really… anyway he’s playing dead right now, and I felt terrible, and now we have to go get more mulch because I accidentally made a snake sad.


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