Ursula finds a snake in her mulch...
URSULA: I didn’t mean to scare him! He’s very pretty! He has gray racing stripes! Only he was in the mulch, and you know…
KEVIN: Did you fling him?
URSULA: No!
KEVIN: …
URSULA: …maybe a little. A small fling. Barely a flinglet, really… anyway he’s playing dead right now, and I felt terrible, and now we have to go get more mulch because I accidentally made a snake sad.
The whole post is enough to cheer up any depressed snake, is QWP and can be found here.
KEVIN: Did you fling him?
URSULA: No!
KEVIN: …
URSULA: …maybe a little. A small fling. Barely a flinglet, really… anyway he’s playing dead right now, and I felt terrible, and now we have to go get more mulch because I accidentally made a snake sad.
The whole post is enough to cheer up any depressed snake, is QWP and can be found here.
