May 3rd, 2011

Mortal Kombat

yagathai took his 10,000th call at his job today

Sometimes I wonder how some of the people that call me get through the day. Do they call up Charmin after they poop, asking to be reminded how to use the, you know, those rolls of the white stuff? It's soft? And flat? I mean it's not flat now but you can make it flat. I remember something about unrolling some of it, and I know you helped me last week but I forgot to write it down and now I forget.

Context needs a drink. QWP, flocked.