March 21st, 2011

bizarro

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nonbender7's father tackles an important problem of the Star Wars universe

"So where does everyone get their R2 droids? Like, do they just go to the R2 Warehouse and pick one up? Or maybe you have to go to Costco and get the four-pack, But the four-pack includes a stupid R5 unit! And you're just standing there going "dude, R5 units are crap!" but you still have to buy it! It's kind of like when you go to Costco and you're forced to buy berry-flavored fizzy water or that weird pickle relish that comes out of a squeeze bottle."

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