January 21st, 2011

Shoulder Mount

They've got a swell cleft in their chin, as well.

Over in the recent LJ news post, killyoudead responds to the prompt of Frank the Goat asking users to "tell him about your exercise triumphs and foibles" in a rather familiar musical fashion:

Exercise routine? As a kid I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large, and as an adult I jump rope, bike-ride, and eat five dozen eggs.

(So I'm roughly the size of a barge.)
  • Current Mood
    cheerful cheerful
fuck off

Penetrate your Perve

slipjig shouldn't allow the old to be penetrated.

My current temp job, as you may or may not recall, involves calling up long-term care providers and grilling them about their billing practices. We do this on a region-by-region basis, and to make sure our survey is Statistically Meaningful we're required to get responses from a certain percentage of the facilities in each region, based on how populous that region is. All well and good. The trouble is that the system that keeps track of all the things likes to keep us posted on what our goals are and how far we have to go.

Which would be dandy, except that it means I get to stare at the following all day:

Penetration Rate: 30%
Amount Penetrated: 18%


Yes, I pretty much have to stop myself from doing the Butthead chuckle on a regular basis. Yay, being forty going on nine. Also, to go along with the Voorhees Center of a few weeks ago, I've also recently encountered assisted living centers called "CuJo Adult Family Home" and "Cape Fear Assisted Living." If the brochure mentions a "sematary" out back for its poor departed residents, I'm locking my door and living off Tasty-Kakes until I keel over.


Context wears dentures, but not why you think it does. QWP
  • Current Music
    Strawberry Gloss - Jill Sobule
Inception - Ariadne and Eames

Any result is better than no result...

agenttrojie: How does one go about changing the header on one's LJ?

elvenpiratelady: The same way one changes everything on a computer: accidentally. If you have a cat* close to hand you can get it to run across the keyboard, or you could try typing while looking at something else and holding two conversations at once. I have had some success changing my keyboard's alphabet by carefully pressing the 'alt' key instead of the 'ctrl'. But as they say be the change you wish to see in the world, so I can only recommend making a hat displaying the header you wish to have and wearing it pointedly whenever the computer is on, and eventually you will get a result.**


*Experiments performed with a standard mixed-breed 4kg male, results may vary depending on specimen.
**Please note: this is not a guarantee that you will get the expected result, just a result.

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Context is wearing the technologically competent hat. Locked, QWP.