May 31st, 2009

fathom eye

Nine months can't come fast enough

dendraphile is laying down the law to her unborn twins:

"Dear Grublings,

Please stop making me vomit. I really don't like it, and if you have any hopes of getting a car, computer, or pony from me, you are NOT assisting your cause. Knock it off. From now on, each time I throw up I'm taking a dollar out of your college fund. Then every time you make a student loan payment, you can remember that I spent a few miserable months puking because you just HAD to occupy my uterus. Honestly, grublings, I thought we had gotten past this. You're big fetuses now, you need to start accepting some responsibility."




Context is looking forward to the date of delivery. QWP.
mus | like a bird in a cage

Chenysayswhat?

misterc reacts to Cheny's rumoured support of equal marriage:

I had to first re-read the article to make sure I hadn’t misunderstood anything; then I pinched myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming; then I had to check the calendar to make sure it wasn’t April Fool’s Day; then I took an online test to be sure that I was still (mostly) in possession of my faculties & that I could still read & comprehend English; and finally, I pinched myself again.

Context is wary of being burned. QWP.
headdesk

Google will take over the world

cuprohastes explains how Google will take over the world.

I'm waiting for the day when Google casually mentions they bought out some little Linux company and now have a netbook OS. It's just a kernel, a whole bunch of network drivers. It boots into Chrome and uses XML to do all the file management, media playback etc. and runs Google Gears so you can slorp down all your e-mail and shit and take it off line.
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