May 26th, 2009

"I was a chef! Chefs do that!"

c00kie finally works out the meaning of her inbox spam:

I keep getting spam mail addressed to someone named Linda. After thinking about it, I can only come up with one conclusion.

I'm a spy.

It's the only thing that makes sense. I'm an amnesiac spy and now my contacts are trying to get to me through spam mail. They want me to become a CSI investigator and loose a few pounds by drinking Acai berry juice.

Also, they seem to think I have a lot of credit card debt and a need to get laid.

I just want to know when I'm going to remember karate.

context is snug as a bug in a sleeper cell.
Mega Pout

I equip my Torah of +10 summoning power

seiberwing would like to point out that her people are not mages in the RPG of life:

Ugh. I admit to not having the closest of emotional connections to Judaism, but I absolutely hate when people appropriate it for their own purposes, even in the most positive of senses. Yes, go ahead and support Israel all you like, but don't do it because enough Jews there will cast 'Summon Jesus'

EDIT: kookaburra1701 would like to suggest how this might work out:

Namount of Jesus produced = Nnumber of Jews presente(katomic mass of Jew – 1)noldest generation of Jew present

All jokes aside, context is actually a very interesting read.

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madeline_may is not impressed with Brooke Hogan's new album cover:

And the Angel(?) said unto them, "Fear not, for I bring you good tidings of great tanning booths.

Lo, this day, a trainwreck has been born. You shall find her likeness being sold on t-shirts on the boardwalk, to be worn as a joke or by your step-father as he eyes you uncomfortably from the other side of the porch while downing a third beer at 11 o'clock in the morning."

And yea, the Lord saw that it was trashy.

Context is probably no longer comforted by the thought of angels.