May 25th, 2009

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Woobie reflects...

From mswoobie:

"Sometimes bicycling is loads of fun. And sometimes, you come across a freshly dead squirrel with a crow picking flesh off the corpse.

Sometimes teaching is supremely fulfilling. And sometimes you come back to your classroom and find the entire place has been trashed by kids that aren't yours and adults who are unapologetic.

Sometimes friends getting promotions and making plans to move are reasons to celebrate. And sometimes you realize you will miss them stopping by on a whim with a bottle of wine and a movie.

Sometimes kittens are beautiful creatures who fill your life with joy. And sometimes they are furry monsters who shred toilet paper rolls and pull out whole drawers full of maxi pads because they like the sound of the wrappers."



Context understands the ups and downs of life.
Calvin And Uncle Joker

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sunshine_shaman has some observations about her new job:

4. My new hobby is the Deli Slicer. I was given the task of preparing the lettuce and tomatoes for the sandwiches, and after the initial fear of chopping off a finger passed, I became a force that could not be stopped. Lettuce ran for its life when it saw me coming. No tomato was safe from my round blade of death. I lusted to see the tomato juice splash on the cold steel of spinning doom. I longed to see the leaves of lettuce torn asunder and ripped in twain by my destructive power. All the while, my boss had to deal with me crying out periodically, "I AM GOD OF THE VEGETABLES! FEAR ME!"

5. Lettuce is like the herpes of sandwich makings. While making the sandwiches, it gets all over the table, in the other bowls of veggies and sandwich makings, and it sticks to anything and everything. There is no way of avoiding lettuce, and there is no cure.

Context FUCKING LOVES SANDWICHES!!!
Zydrate Anatomy

Pushing the rules a bit....

but I'm guessing that over 50% here are going to know why I'm rolling on the floor at the moment...

I sort of envision it as the Doctor being like Captain Shakespeare. He keeps all of the clothes he can amass, so that everyone once in a while, when he's all alone, he puts on a recording of the can-can and dons a frock and dances around the TARDIS.

But that's just me.


Edit: fixed username
Edit again: 99 chars if I counted right
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