May 5th, 2009

Red_rose

Drop and give her what now?

popfiend posts about kissing his wife a lot. paradisacorbasi suggests ways for him to deal with this.

popfiend:
Apparently, I kiss my wife...a lot.

She seems to like it so I guess I have to man up and just keep doing it.

Boy, that's gonna be tough. I hope you'll all hold my hand as i struggle through this difficult *cough* task.


paradisacorbasi
You kiss your wife, and LIKE it, mister man!

popfiend
OK. If you insist.

Not sure how I'm going to manage.

I guess practice is the ONLY way.

:)


paradisacorbasi
The minute you get home, soldier, I want you to drop and give her fifty!

Context has been told to soldier up and kiss her like a man...or something.
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Shoops are sweet.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine In A Nutshell

ellonwye provides a summary of the latest X-Men film:

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"AAAAARGGGGGHHHHHH HRRRRRGH RRRRAGRH RGRRR"

"HRRRR MANLY MAN MAN RRRGHH"

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"

"RRAGRHARGH!!! RRARAGGGGG!!!!"

"ARGGGGGGGGGG TESTOSTERONE IS MAKING MY CHEST OILY"

"BULLETS MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MEMORY OR SOMETHING IDK!!"

"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"

Context doesn't know from comic canon, but it knows what it likes. Unlocked.