RAmen!
A huge pile of promotional pasta is delivered to
copperbadge's office:
Sam: Only, pasta. A really big box of pasta. I'm not overestimating how much pasta we just got in the mail.
BossBoss: Okay, um, hand it out, I guess.
Sam: THE PASTAMAN COMETH!
You guys, there is a world of noodle here at my desk. I'm drowning in dried single-serving microwaveable pasta. Ziti and Meat Sauce flavour.
I feel like a Flying Spaghetti Monster evangelist.
Hello. I'd like to talk to you about the importance of ziti in your life.
To which
travels_in_time added:
Which meant that the rest of the conversation pretty much translated, in my head, to this:
Sam: Somebody set us up some pasta.
BossBoss: We get pasta?
Sam: Main package open up.
BossBoss: What!
Sam: All their box are belong to us.
BossBoss: You have no chance to go out nuke your lunch.
Sam: FOR GREAT ZITI.
And
amphritie added:
Have you ever considered that carbohydrates may be your personal saviour?
Context is public, QWP, and thinks low-carb is the work of the Devil.
Sam: Only, pasta. A really big box of pasta. I'm not overestimating how much pasta we just got in the mail.
BossBoss: Okay, um, hand it out, I guess.
Sam: THE PASTAMAN COMETH!
You guys, there is a world of noodle here at my desk. I'm drowning in dried single-serving microwaveable pasta. Ziti and Meat Sauce flavour.
I feel like a Flying Spaghetti Monster evangelist.
Hello. I'd like to talk to you about the importance of ziti in your life.
To which
Which meant that the rest of the conversation pretty much translated, in my head, to this:
Sam: Somebody set us up some pasta.
BossBoss: We get pasta?
Sam: Main package open up.
BossBoss: What!
Sam: All their box are belong to us.
BossBoss: You have no chance to go out nuke your lunch.
Sam: FOR GREAT ZITI.
And
Have you ever considered that carbohydrates may be your personal saviour?
Context is public, QWP, and thinks low-carb is the work of the Devil.