December 30th, 2008

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On scans_daily, octavius_rodens ponders the eternal question of animals in the Disneyverse:

Well, if you think of Goofy as a human, than Pluto could be considered like a chimpanzee.

So Mickey owns a "chimp" as a pet. He also sings, dances, has an unusually high voice, likes to hang around children and I don't like my theory anymore.
Context thinks Captain Carrot would look cuter as a cat.

Perhaps if Ray Parker Jr. had written the lyrics instead.

utukki reviews "Dr. Atomic:

But the very worst was the guy who played Oppenheimer. Don't get me wrong, the man has talent. He's got a great voice.

But he looks almost exactly like Dan Aykroyd in Ghostbusters. In fact, he spends most of the opera with a look on his face that makes you think he just accidentally summoned the Stay-Puff Marshmallow man. When he sings about playing with the power over life and death, I kept expecting Bill Murray to walk on stage and say, "Oppenheimer, when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES!"

Context knows better than to cross the streams.
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I'll take "d% Sanity Damage" for 500, Alex.

fierynotes responds to ms_daisy_cutter's question about how many drinks it would take to bang Rush Limbaugh in drag with the following:

Say, have I told you I have a female friend with a dildo so huge you could club baby harp seals with it? She's named it "YOU FIRST," and she only ever brings it out at parties, or when the guy she's with tries to pressure her for anal sex. (She claims to have scared off a burglar with it, but I'm not entirely sure I believe that.)

I vote "the whole damned bottle, plus 'YOU FIRST'."

Locked post, quoted with permission of poster and commenter. Context is screaming "OH MS DAISY CUTTER NO."