December 27th, 2008

agent may is unimpressed

THE TEXT MESSAGE IS COMING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE!

Mom was supposed to call me when they all got up so I could come over. Instead I wound up coming over while they were still asleep, so when I got the text saying "We're all up" I sent one back "I know. I'm in your kitchen cooking breakfast."

No, I was not tempted to do a "im in ur kitchen, cookin ur brekfasts" text. Not. at. all.

-- beyond_the_six, on how to stalk one's own family the 21st century way