December 9th, 2008

choo choo
  • gwalla

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padparadscha imagines Mario's internal monologue as written by Frank Miller:

It’s been a thousand lifetimes since I started this level.

Lava’s bubbling at my feet, almost lapping at my shoes. He loves his hell. I lost my fireballs somewhere. Don’t remember what happened. Don’t even remember why I do this. It seemed so clear at the beginning.

I do it for her. She’s all I’ve got—her and Luigi.

Hang on, Princess.

He’s waiting for me on the bridge, grinning—no other expression on the bastard’s reptile face. The fangs hold flames, and then I’m engulfed. My mushroom vanishes. I can’t touch him.

Then I see the axe.

He’s powering up another flame. Come on, old man—just one more leap. Just one—
Context is WHORESWHORESWHORESWHORESWHORES 1UP 1UP 1UP
  • griffen

In which we learn to embrace new technology

machineplay, in a friends-locked post:

11:38am -- Look! My old fountain pen. I wonder if I can use it, now that my hands are better. I never did use it much.
11:39am -- Hmm, the ink is gone.
11:41am -- Even with new ink, it's not working. I should clean it.
11:47am -- I wonder how long it will take for all this black ink to come off my hands.
11:49am -- THIS IS WHY WE HAVE BALLPOINT PENS AND LASER PRINTERS, OMG, WHO WANTS A FOUNTAIN PEN?!

11 minutes from "ooh, cool!" to "what the shit is this?" with a BIG MESS in the middle.


QWP. Context is scrubbing away and saying "out, out, damned spot!"
  • Current Mood
    amused amused

Culturally Jewish

Someone asks why his company won't serve culturally appropriate Jewish food at his company's "Holiday Party".

shirei_shibolim responds:

I wouldn't want culturally Jewish food. It would have all sorts of Holocaust-related neuroses, and would go to temple once a year without being able to articulate why. That's way more than I ask for in a sandwich.

Context is two cents plain and QWP.
pillage art

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chaosvizier has been to the land of milk and honey:
However, when I was walking home from work at three in the morning and looking up at the skyline-under-construction, I have to say that my sleep-deprived brain said "Damn, there's a lot of boobs up there."


Context has pictures of Qatarchitecture.
life on mars

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In the comments of this post damanique considers the possibility of 4Chan being God.

Well, considering God asked Abraham to kill his son as proof of his faith, and then after Abraham did so God was all 'lol just kidding here's a sheep', God does appear to be a troll who does it for the lulz.

QWP