Love, Hate, eBay: a play by Jaime.
Time: July 2008.
Jaime: I desire mine self a cord for mine router. Where shall I find such an object? Ah yes, eBay.
eBay: Jaime! Within my virtual walls, I possess thy proper electrical cord of your desires! Oh please purchase me and I will be forever yours in the snowy hills of Iqaluit!
Time: August 2008.
Jaime: Oh AC adapter, wherefore art thou in the vast wilderness of the Americas of North?
eBay: Here beith your tracking number, surely you can locate its whereabouts!
Jaime: Perhaps, but alas! I am too busy right now to search for thy adapter!
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Context is locked, but QWP. :D