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just_the_ash discusses pointy-toothed trends.

I am by no means a vampire purist, okay? I am old enough to remember when Interview With the Vampire came out, and I couldn't be arsed to read Anne Rice then. Here's a vampire, there's a vampire, here's another little vampire, funny vampire, Cockney vampire, vampire vampire spoon. Whatever. It's just "vampire dates, stalks, emotionally batters, and eventually impregnates-with-hellbaby vulnerable teenage girl" -- well, that bites.

Context includes too much sparkle lotion and the new Twilight movie; flocked and QWP.

mistressindi discusses zero-gravity bugs.

A fly in space would have to be called a float, I think.

Context welcomes the new space spider overlords, QWP.

From scans_daily:

terrykun
Surely he'd just refer to him as "J Christ".

I bet Herc is down with Jesus.

adler1013
Well, he'd definitely be down for the water-into-wine thing. "Oh, you mean that Yeshua guy? That was one prophet who knew how to party! Moses, now, he was no fun at all . . . did I ever tell you about the time . . ."

qob
don't get him started on Mohammed...

batcookies
But even Mohammed threw better parties than Jim Jones.

qob
dunno, Jim made a killer punch!

Context has been living large for over 3000 years

I've chosen a Gmail theme that changes based on the weather in my city. I've FINALLY come to a point where I never have to go outside or open a window again. Natural sunlight, you will no longer be a burden to me. -- ldygabilan

Context cares not for rickets!

Context is roleplay-y.

Sam Winchester (likely_evil): "Big difference between me and spiderman - you can't pay me enough to be caught dead in skintight red tights."

QWP.