Beer Pong and Other Such Games
I have a new game. It's called "try to go to the library on Monday morning without inadvertantly becoming an extra on Road Trip 2: Beer Pong."
By the way, I lost.
Context is locked, but QWP.
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I love the idea of the internet as a kind of wild west freak show and nothing says "Not for Sissies!" quite like surprise! fire! cock! on your friends page first thing in the morning.
[...] or they think that impeaches are delicious like imapricots.
It was reported during the campaign that President-Elect Obama had read all of the Harry Potter books to his children. Then came the picture of him with his Apple laptop with the Pac Man decal. Finally, it's been reported that he's an avid collector of Spider-Man and Conan comics. Naturally, this caused some Chuck Norris-style riffing...
Obama staunchly believes the Balrog did not have wings. The Peter Jackson movies are grandfathered in, but he's initiating a statute that all new polystone figures have go without them.
Obama has a secret service agent guarding his Boba Fett action figure. But he keeps the extra limited edition one in his safe.
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Context is seeking to fill the position of the Secretary of Awesomeness. Bruce Campbell is rumored to be a strong contender for the new post.
... this POV has only confirmed what I've been convinced of all along: Edward is the Carlton Banks of the Cullen family.Context would like someone to edit RPattz's face onto this gif.
This would make Emmett Will. And Rosalie is probably Hilary. And Alice is Ashley. I'm not sure who Jasper is but he can be Jazz. LOL. It's perfect, you guys.