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Well, that was what the main post was about. This was from the comments:

Obama's been campaigning for two years. I'm surprised he hasn't woken up, kissed Michelle and the kids goodbye, and flown off to Pennsylvania twice this week just from force of habit...

ladypolitik reaches a conclusion in this post about Mormons baptizing dead Holocaust victims:

My theory's that Mormonism is a colossal prank invented by 4chan.

Context is an open Comm post, but QWP anyway

From a customers_suck phone service rant.

notthebuddha: If I don't press a button, will they turn on the Universal Translator?

squeegeeash: you will be transferred to the person with the babble fish in their ear.

alacarta_renata: No, you actually have to press '42' to get that option.

Context knows where its towel is. :)

(Edited title for sci-fi spelling fail. *G*)

cereal_killer71 attempts to make a pop-culture reference:

After I stopped flailing, I managed to say, "This is Sussudio. Great, great song. Personal favorite." To which someone responded, "I thought you listen to Rage Against the Machine and that shit."

Context would like to know if you like Phil Collins. Flocked, QWP.

snuffy_chan earns some rare praise -


Getting a compliment out of him is about like electing a new Pope. It happens very rarely and involves a special kind of smoke.

Context gives thanks.