Warning labels
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bad_rpers_suck,
beardedtroll ponders the downsides of giant robots:
Giant Robots really should come with health warnings. "Warning. May cause a sense of alienation, awkward, subdued romances and teenage angst. Prolonged use may lead to military father figures, glowing transformation sequences, sexual interest from older females and indecipherable symbolism. NB! Side-effects may include drowsiness, enlarged eyes, elevated blood pressure and the destruction of Tokyo."
Context has spiky cyan hair and lots of angst.

Giant Robots really should come with health warnings. "Warning. May cause a sense of alienation, awkward, subdued romances and teenage angst. Prolonged use may lead to military father figures, glowing transformation sequences, sexual interest from older females and indecipherable symbolism. NB! Side-effects may include drowsiness, enlarged eyes, elevated blood pressure and the destruction of Tokyo."
Context has spiky cyan hair and lots of angst.