From shortpacked, in response to an anonymous user getting on his case for supporting Obama:
shortpackedContext moved to Bludhaven and grew a mullet.
Okay, moment of truth. Moonlanding faked, yes or no?
Totally faked. They didn't want us to see the extensive arcologies that had been built there in the 1950s or the ongoing terraforming. Fortunately, they perfected planetary holographic shielding by 1974, so no one's started to notice the forests.
Man, I bet the Wal-marts on the moon get all the new toys before we do.
Nah, actually they get the overstock.
Now, Europa? The bastards there get all the new stuff first.
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE. PLEASE SEND FIRST-RUN TOYS, THOUGH.