October 22nd, 2008

  • lizey

Moar Politics

copperwise redefines Joe Six-Pack (ok, 3 weeks ago. Still...)

Joe is the guy I worked with who served in Vietnam, worked construction, had four kids, thought Portland micro-brews were for hippies and weirdos -- and told me one day about having to change churches, because "our pastor spends all his time talking about how bad the gays are, and I go to church for God, and I really don't think God cares who you sleep with or who you marry." Oh, and he went back to school at 45 to get a degree in architecture, so I guess he won't be Joe Six-Pack soon. His income will put him into that Better Class of People y'all think you're part of.

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Mucho abbreviated.
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  • lazdixi

Bully!

stahlhelm knows what to look for in a leader:

I know I use this to where it's become cliched, but Theodore Roosevelt, minus a few outdated policies common for that time, had it down when it comes to the kind of policies I am all for. Except that he still lays dead but ever dreaming in his hoary tomb in the dreadful non-euclidian catacombs beneath Mt. Rushmore, and the stars are just not quite right enough to re-awaken him to unleash his reign upon the earth, which complicates things for me politically.

Context carries a large, eldritch stick.
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The Hivemind STRIKES!

From scans_daily .  Skrulls, BTW, are alien shapeshifters.

misselegy   :  DUDE. I just posted this, I can't believe we managed to post two in a row. Clearly we are awesome and are linked by some kind of s_d hivemind, y/n? It's cool because you posted more pages than me anyway, but FYI, none of the scans after your sentence about Hawkeye seem to be working.

dreamshade   : YOU'RE BOTH SKRULLS?!?!?!

misselegy   : No.












WE'RE SUPER-SKRULLS!

smilingskull  : Track This
OH SHIT - HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT I MYSELF AM A SKRULL?!

This is some serious "Who do you trust?!" brain fuckery right here.

Also, I shall go fix the images! I have no idea what the heck is going on with this nonsense.

misselegy  : UH IT IS EVEN MORE STRANGE AND HIVEMIND-Y BECAUSE OUR NAMES ARE BOTH ALEX.

I CAN'T EVEN TRUST MYSELF. It's like an Image comic in a Marvel universeeeee!!!!!

smilingskull  : ... your name's Alex too? DUDE. ARE WE SECRETLY THE SAME PERSON?! The hivemind, it is strong.

I don't even know how that would work. I feel like Superboy Prime would have to punch time or something.


Context stares at the Tomato In The Mirror and wonders if it's a shapeshifting alien invader.