Metaquotes

Dear mind,
Shut the fuck up and let me get some sleep when it's not daylight.

Don't make me come in there,
Me.


QWP, locked.

copperwise redefines Joe Six-Pack (ok, 3 weeks ago. Still...)

Joe is the guy I worked with who served in Vietnam, worked construction, had four kids, thought Portland micro-brews were for hippies and weirdos -- and told me one day about having to change churches, because "our pastor spends all his time talking about how bad the gays are, and I go to church for God, and I really don't think God cares who you sleep with or who you marry." Oh, and he went back to school at 45 to get a degree in architecture, so I guess he won't be Joe Six-Pack soon. His income will put him into that Better Class of People y'all think you're part of.

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Mucho abbreviated.

On xkcd_rss:

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Context discusses family Scrabble games.

lisamantchev: Cat attack might just be the closest any of us ever come to attack-by-ninja...

jennawaterford: If ninjas were furry and wiggled their butts before pouncing.

Which they MIGHT -- how would we KNOW?!





Context is lurking (in public) nearby, ready to pounce.





Maybe.

sharon_hate says:

You can't convince someone to be an atheist. You have to find that jaded, hopeless feeling on your own.








Context really shouldn't be taken as seriously as some people think.

stahlhelm knows what to look for in a leader:

I know I use this to where it's become cliched, but Theodore Roosevelt, minus a few outdated policies common for that time, had it down when it comes to the kind of policies I am all for. Except that he still lays dead but ever dreaming in his hoary tomb in the dreadful non-euclidian catacombs beneath Mt. Rushmore, and the stars are just not quite right enough to re-awaken him to unleash his reign upon the earth, which complicates things for me politically.

Context carries a large, eldritch stick.

From scans_daily .  Skrulls, BTW, are alien shapeshifters.

misselegy   :  DUDE. I just posted this, I can't believe we managed to post two in a row. Clearly we are awesome and are linked by some kind of s_d hivemind, y/n? It's cool because you posted more pages than me anyway, but FYI, none of the scans after your sentence about Hawkeye seem to be working.

dreamshade   : YOU'RE BOTH SKRULLS?!?!?!

misselegy   : No.












WE'RE SUPER-SKRULLS!

smilingskull  : Track This
OH SHIT - HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT I MYSELF AM A SKRULL?!

This is some serious "Who do you trust?!" brain fuckery right here.

Also, I shall go fix the images! I have no idea what the heck is going on with this nonsense.

misselegy  : UH IT IS EVEN MORE STRANGE AND HIVEMIND-Y BECAUSE OUR NAMES ARE BOTH ALEX.

I CAN'T EVEN TRUST MYSELF. It's like an Image comic in a Marvel universeeeee!!!!!

smilingskull  : ... your name's Alex too? DUDE. ARE WE SECRETLY THE SAME PERSON?! The hivemind, it is strong.

I don't even know how that would work. I feel like Superboy Prime would have to punch time or something.


Context stares at the Tomato In The Mirror and wonders if it's a shapeshifting alien invader.