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In other news, I just suggested the creation of Muezzin Hero.
The whole post as given by The Prophet.
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Dr. Frankenfurter and Buttercup are crossing the Atlantic on a luxury liner. Everyday, Buttercup would demand that Frankenfurter stop prancing around in women's underwear and get a real job for heaven's sake.
Frankenfurter would reply to Buttercup's demands with a simple "As you wish."
One day, Buttercup was amazed to discover that when Frankenfurter said "As you wish," what he truly meant was "I want to mind control you so I can dress you up in women's underwear and do a fabulous song and dance number with you." Sadly, before Frankenfurter could put on his floor-show in the ship's theater, which would have greatly entertained Prince Humperdink who wanted to kill him, their ship sank.
Glug. Glug.
The End.