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misachan has something to say about the new Star Trek pictures.

"I can't judge the guy playing Kirk until he speaks. Once I hear him say, "The LIVES...of over 400 crewmen are DEPENDING ON ME," then I'll know whether or not he can play Kirk."

-Context, QWP.

In thequestionclub, hajiomatic breaks the voter's choice down to size:

I need a ride home from the airport. My wife is busy so I'll have a next door neighbor do it. Who would you choose to drive you home?

JONNY McBAIN- 25 years old. Been driving since he was 16. No DUI's but a couple of speeding tickets.

BARRY ABAMA- 14 years old...has backed his mom's mini van down the driveway twice and hasn't hit anything.


WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO DRIVE YOU HOME?


Context wonders what kind of car Joe the Plumber drives

Public post, qwp

benchilada needs a flag for this discovery.

I would put my penis in the internet if it had a h...oh, I just found one.

BRB

Context would like an NSFW tag kthnxbai.

On scans_daily, schung1968 is moved to song by a Doctor Who comic:

"Whos Rush In"
To The Tune Of "Fools Rush In" By Ricky Nelson

Whos rush in
Where Daleks fear to tread
And so I come to you, Time Lord
My hearts above my head
Though I see the Master there
If there's a chance for me
Then I must dare

Whos rush in
To Cybermen with gold
But Cybermen fall to gold
So how are they to know
When we met
I felt my lives begin
So open up the Tardis
And let this Who rush in

Whos rush in
To Cybermen with gold
But Cybermen fall to gold
So are they to know
When we met
I felt my lives begin
So open up the Tardis
And let this Who rush in
Just open up the Tardis
And let this Who rush in
Well open the Tardis
And let this Who rush in

Context is accompanied by David Tennant on recorder.

sarahtales is reviewing books and finds one she likes:

Having that in a Robin McKinley book is sort of like having James McAvoy show up at my door saying 'Hi, this was the first door I came to? As you can see, there's been this terrible accident with a vat of melted chocolate in the street - I do apologise for appearing before a lady in this state - I was wondering if possibly this was a situation you could help me with?'

The only answer is yes!

Context is inflaming highwaymen with state secrets.

poddleduck comments on a story about Palin's aides keeping her away from the news:

In Related News...
Today the Father, Son and Holy Ghost held a press conference announcing they were going to be far too busy this autumn with sports-team related assistance to offer any support to the Republican ticket.


Context is waiting for a Hail Mary. Open post, QWP anyway. :)

from a f-locked post, posted with permission....wombat_kombat illustrates vividly to us a new way to interpret 'sex filter', while felisdemens gives us advice for safe sex-filtering -


wombat_kombat - I was under the (obviously mistaken) impression that a sex filter was something you used to make sure you didn't get chunks of sex in your teeth. Maybe I'm thinking of something else.

I clicked on the link and did not get a face full of sex, so I assume the filter is in place. But I have floss, so feel free to add me.


felisdemens -If your sex has chunks yer doin' it wrong. I suggest non-microwaveable Saran Wrap and getting out of Tijuana.