October 11th, 2008

molotov

mcpreacher brings Chicken Soup for the Randroid's Soul

...but I have noticed that during
the most trying periods of my life
there have only been one
set of footprints in the sand.
Why, when I needed you most,
you have not been there for me?"

John Galt replied,
"The times when you have
seen only one set of footprints in the sand,
is when I left you to take care of yourself,
because altruism is the most evil of human behaviors."

Context pulls itself up by its own bootstraps.
zen waterfall

schmallturm's take on the election.

Dear Sir/Madam,

It has come to my attention that you intend to vote for ________________ in the upcoming presidential election. This is obviously because you are: (circle all that apply)

Mentally ill

Stupid

Ignorant

Brainwashed from birth

A paid agent of _______________

An unpaid agent of _______________

Driven by an irrational and all-consuming fear of ____________

A lizard-like alien from Alpha Centauri

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Context is preparing for the apocalypse. Open post, QWP.