October 7th, 2008

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Mafia: Srs Biznes


roflcopter_down wonders whats so amusing...

"I totaly agree. C'mon guys, you think the mafia's funny? What's funny about it? You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little messed up maybe, but the mafia's funny how? I mean funny like it's a clown? It amuses you? It makes you laugh, it's here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How is the mafia funny? "


Context  wants to rule Italy  QWP 

ETA: Wrong movie referance <.< 
((my first metaquote btw)) 
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Recipe

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gladly_beyond: I have had to show my boyfriend how to use the toaster, how to preheat the oven, all KINDS of things. Once I asked him if he knew how you cook bacon and he kind of stared at me and was like, "Um, fry it in oil? Coat the pan in butter?"

Ahhhh!


maereth: I let my husband think that there's some kind of magic to cooking bacon because otherwise he'd die of bacon poisoning within 3 hours of figuring it out.

Context is trying to figure out how to get the vacuum to unbend.
Librarian

dosferatu is assigning blame where it's due

The first thing to do in any crisis is assign blame. Democrats are blaming Republicans, Republicans are blaming investors, investors are blaming bankers, bankers are blaming lenders, and lenders are all in hiding. But the pundits and politicians are all wrong. Obviously, the real cause of the global financial collapse is the machinations of the Zionist-Crusader Conspiracy.

context is making tinfoil origami sculptures, open post

In response to today's Writer's Block...

uberreiniger had the following to say:

"It's amazing how at the pinnacle of our civilization, snippets of poetry manifest themselves in the zeitgeist as a prefiguration of post-apocalyptic memory loss. We collectively know a lot of poetic words with no notion where they came from. We know not for whom the bell tolls, but we're pretty sure we could compare them to a summer's day if we had to. And we don't have to worry about whatever is slouching toward Bethlehem to be born because good fences make good neighbors."

Context is passionately in love with language.
sexytime!

seorgia think this is painfully obvious...

I'm up watching this show called the Neanderthal Code which is basically about whether or not humans and neanderthals actually killed one another or made babies. Right now they are getting into whether or not humans and neanderthals would have mated. I'm sorry guys but you are looking at this from the entirely wrong perspective. What could have stopped humans from fucking neanderthals?? We have people who fuck vegetables for Christ's sake and even dogs. I like to be tied up and spanked once in a while. Humans are horny, horny animals who will fuck anything that moves or hell anything that doesn't move. We invented the internet to make our access to porn just that much faster. The first hundred or so DVDs? Porn. Some of the first literature? Porn. First artistry? Porn. First graffiti? Porn. So please, let's take the kiddie filters off and just admit that yes they did have sex and move on to the real question of whether they could make viable offspring. Sometimes I wonder if these guys don't spend too much time digging in the dirt and not enough looking around at how people act.

qwipped, though that's the whole post.
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Film - Star Wars

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In response to my irritation over McCain's over-usage of "my friends":

I FEEL YOU
SARAH PALLLLINNN
I FEELLL YOUUU
DO THEY THINK NOTECARDS CAN HIDE YOU
EVEN NOW I SEE YOUR RECORD
I AM SEEING THAT YOU'RE SADDD
SARAH PALIN


--cookiesauce
Context is baking maverick-y pies. [qwp]
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