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A Moment in Time, Somewhat Fictionalized and Greatly Exaggerated by
clawfoot for Comedic Effect:
QWP; more uterine dialogue available here.
Me: Tra-la-la! *enjoying the weekend*epi_lj: Tra-la-la! *enjoying the weeknd*
epi_lj: *asks an innocent, hypothetical question*
EMOTIONS: *twang* RAWR!! *rampages*
BRAIN: Wait. What?
UTERUS: Y HALLO THAR.
Me: *is confused and upset*epi_lj: *is patient and asks a few gentle, probing questions*
EMOTIONS: RRRAAAAWWRRR!! *smashes Tokyo*
BRAIN: Wait! What??
UTERUS: I REQUIRE CHOCOLATE. OR ICE CREAM. PREFERABLY BOTH.
Me: *is still confused, can't really answer questions at all*epi_lj: *is wise and patient* *drops subject*
EMOTIONS: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. *is somewhat calmer*
BRAIN: Okay, WTF was that all about??
UTERUS: IT WAS ABOUT THE APPALLING LACK OF ICE CREAM IN THIS CAR.
BRAIN: You shut up. Have you been poking Emotions again?
UTERUS: I AM INSULTED THAT YOU WOULD EVEN ASK SUCH A THING. WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE?
BRAIN: We'll get some at the movies. Relax.
UTERUS: OKAY, THEN.
UTERUS: *poke*
EMOTIONS: RAWWRR!!
BRAIN: UTERUS!!
UTERUS: IT WASN'T ME.
Soon after, Brain placated Uterus with chocolate and a slushie drink (an acceptable ice cream substitute in a pinch) at the movies, and got to the bottom of what Emotions was on about. Peace once more reigned in the Queendom of Clawfootia.
QWP; more uterine dialogue available here.