primitivepeoplereports on the economy:
In the last seven days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly-up, and Bonsai Bank has announced plans to cut some of its branches. Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but remains in the black. Furthermore, five hundred staff at Karate Bank got the chop, and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank, where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal.
Context has died, due to stock market falling.