September 22nd, 2008

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Twilight-related funny

In cleolinda's latest post, madeline_may has a little story to tell:

Sidenote, I'm having a bit of a problem. A guy I'm going on a date with this week happened to ask me if I like Twilight. He seemed a little wary, so I though that maybe he was afraid I was a Twihard (like so many other girls, even the ones my age.) I laughed and said I thought burning those books was too good for them. He looked a little sheepish and admitted he loved them.

Now, I could've let this slide. I mean, all I have to do is introduce GOOD literature to him, right?

But then he piped up with, "Yeah, the only reason I've been wondering that is that you remind me SO much of Bella. It's uncanny."

WHAAAT?!

*aneurysm*

My first impulse was, of course, to knee him in the groin and walk away humming, but he was trying to compliment me. Right?!

DAMMIT.

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The mythical state of Fast Food

darkangelyuu tells tales of the mythical Sonic...

Sonic commercials regularly air on tv around my area.

That being said, THERE IS NOT A SINGLE SONIC ON OR AROUND LONG ISLAND.

These places are mythic and fabled. When one tells their friends "Hey, I went to Sonic," we gather around like babes, wishing to hear the stories of dragon slaying and mixed soda drinking and cheesecake poppers.
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