Yesterday afternoon there was a knock on my door.
Three dogs immediately went batshit, launching themselves at the door, barking and snarling. Karma sounds like a rottweiler when she barks, deep in her chest. Mojo is 25 pounds of snarling Tasmanian Devil, and Magick likes to stand up and put his paws on the front door and bark while looking out the window in the center of the door.
I went to the door, hipchecked Magick aside, put a foot in front of Mojo, grabbed Karma's collar, and opened the door three inches to peer out and ask "can I help you?" Or rather scream it, as all of the dogs continued baying like murderous Hellhounds when I opened the door.
Nice smiling young man on doorstep says something..."YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP," I shout apologetically.
"HI," he says. "I'M WITH NORTHSTAR SECURITY. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED PURCHASING A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM?"
I think, as I held back the still-batshit dogs (after all I haven't invited him in so he must still need to be barked at, right?), that I actually made the o.0 face.
I was giggling madly as I told him "I THINK WE HAVE THAT COVERED, THANKS."
-copperwise has furry security