September 7th, 2008

Stopwatch

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katisconfused: I WILL MAKE MANY SHIRTS OF MAGIC STRETCH COTTON THAT CAN ACCOMMODATE GIANT BEWBS AND NOT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A TENT
pennyem: STRATEGIC DART PLACEMENT

MAGIC DARTS

LAWN DARTS

or something made with sky hooks and perhaps lassoed seagulls to hold up the Boobuses of Doom.
katisconfused: LOL
Carbon fiber cups
pennyem: it's 2008. I should have a fucking flying car and an anti-gravity bra.


Context is rather disgusted with the typical design of plus-sized clothing. F-locked and QWP.
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Hammer

They'd be like water balloons...

Dear C.S. Lewis,

I know you are dead and cannot hear me, but I think I have a very serious problem with your books.

In The Last Battle, your characters eat fruit in the afterlife. It's described as fruit that's juicier and more melting than any Earth fruit, enough to make them seem sour and wooden. At least, that's the description of the pears, which is the one that's always stuck with me.

However, in the last week, I've eaten fruit that is definitely juicy and melting enough that it's already difficult to eat. I seriously just had a rainstorm of peach juice land on my track pants. And I'm sure that that Narnia-within-Narnia fruit was very delicious and absolutely fabulous, but were you just using hyperbole? I kind of hope so, because otherwise that superlatively juicy fruit would be completely impossible to consume tidily.

All Due Respect,
Chloe K. 'Fruit Juice BUUUURNS' Evil

Context needs a moist towelette. Locked, QWP.
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geekdom, no life

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kellzilla takes her car to the shop:

So Mom and I took my car in to the specialists today, dropping it off at 7am.

HOWEVER. FUN PART.

The car was operating normally again. LOL All dashboard items functioning properly, just the extra light of the check-engine warning light. LOL

So we were like "??? can has fix N E WAY???" and they were like "??? DUNNO?"

and so I called at 11am and they were like "??? NO FIND FIXIE?" and I was like "??? POUR WATER ON?" and they were like "??? MAKEY NO SENSE" and I was like "??? IT NOT WORK WHEN RAIN?" and they were like "??? KK TRY?"

and so I called just now and they were like "??? NO FIND FIXIE?" and I was like "??? WHEN CAN PICKUP AND $$$?" and they were like "!!! NO CHARGE :) :) :) :) :) :)" and I was like "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KK YAY TYTYTYTYTYTY"

so I called Mom and I was like "LOL NO CHARGE :) :) :) :) :)" and she was like "NO LOL, WHAT IF HAPPEN ON ROAD" and I was like ":( :( :( :( IT HAPPENS? IT HAPPENS" and she was like ":( :( :( :( :("

and I was like *takes ritalin*


QWP, Context will blow up on the freeway.
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Tennant and Tounge

Wired_lizard has fun with roommates and noises

When you hear from upstairs...
"Get in there, you! No, ow, not that way, that'll pop out..."

*POUND* *POUND* *POUND* "Oh, yeaaaah!"

"Easy, let's get this nice and smooth, don't want any industrial accidents..."

"I need a peg."

*loud rhythmic thumping in time with Nine Inch Nails*

"Wait, wait, turn it over..."

"Nice and sturdy, just what we need."

"Keep them parallel--"

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"I think we should've saved that one for last."

*THUD*

"Now where's my handy-dandy screw organizer?"



Pop quiz: Your housemate is:

a) having sex.

or

b) assembling something from Ikea.

Context prefers option C.

QWP, etc.
feminist

apiphile is righteously furious

"an Amnesty International poll, conducted in 2005, [found] that 26% of respondents thought that a woman was totally or partially responsible for being raped if she was wearing revealing clothing, and 30% thought she was totally or partially responsible if she was drunk."

Does anyone mind very much if I point out that it doesn't fucking matter if the woman was NAKED and NAILED TO A STAKE with a BAG OVER HER HEAD, IT IS STILL THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THE PERSON WHO RAPED HER FOR THAT ACTION? YOUR PENIS IS NOT MAGIC. REPEAT AFTER ME, MEN OF ENGLAND, "MY PENIS IS NOT MAGIC. IT IS NOT CONTROLLED BY DRUNK WOMEN. IT IS NOT MAGIC. MY PENIS IS NOT MAGIC."

context goes on in the same vein for quite some time, and should be required reading for pretty much everyone alive.
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