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bangbang_baby brings new anger to being cockblocked by the guy she is trying to sleep with:

I am cockblocked, then confused.. then pissed. "WON'T FUCK ME BECAUSE I AM PALE? LISTEN YOU CROOKED PENIS PIERCING MOTHERFUCKER I WOULDN'T FUCK YOUR INFECTED DICK IF YOU PAID ME".

QWP, locked, and the context has another lovely gem from Mink Stole to start it off.

ari_rahikkalademands a recapitulation of criticism against the theory of childhood!


The theory of childhood, also known as child origin, is a damnable, loathsome and indefensible lie. How can any thinking person suppose all humans used to be babies once?
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No Context, but QWP from here.

on wikipedia if you type in 'goober', when the page loads there is a picture of me in ugg boots doing a thumbs up.

(actually no, i am embellishing, i don't actually own any ugg boots or know if there is a wiki entry for the word goober. i do have a thumb though.) - Context (watersports slash fic comments page).

flemco: DO THEY NOT TEACH TRIGGER DISCIPLINE ANYMORE?

Jesus fucking CHRIST, every video has some wacknut with his finger fiddling the trigger like it's a clit on prom night.

ONE OF THE MAJOR THREE RULES OF GUN SAFETY FOLKS, AND IF YOU ARGUE, YOU ARE WRONG:
KEEP YOUR GODDDAMN FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNLESS YOU'RE ABOUT TO FIRE. That includes holding the weapon, loading the weapon, or MAKING A GODDAMN YOUTUBE VIDEO ABOUT THE WEAPON.


vaecrius: Maybe they were taught abstinence-only gun safety.



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