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hardvice's mother in law cleans like a demon:

...the BF's enthusiasm for his mom's innocence waned a little bit when he got home and tried to turn on the TV in the bedroom and found that it no longer worked because SHE HAD FUCKING WASHED IT.

Context is keeping a tight hold on his laptop. QWP.

koritsimou's Flist likes hope and good vodka:

My friends list:

On the DNC: *HAPPYDANCE*

On the RNC: *AAAANNNGGGEEERRRRR RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH* Also, apparently, drinking games.

There is no sauce, QWP.

christastrophe  tells it as it is:

"BTW - and you already know this - if anybody you talk to brings up the liberal media remember that you're talking to an idiot. If any thinking human being watched non-stop hours and hours about Reverend Wright, flag pins, terrorist fist pumps, John Edwards' hair, Hillary Clinton's voice and cleavage, Obama's "madrassa", Michelle Obama's "whitey" tape, the Obama's patriotism, Bill Clinton's penis, Al Gore's dullness, John Kerry's war record, and uncritical coverage of George Bush landing on an aircraft carrier in costume to declare that the war was over --- if you know anyone who is aware of all that and still thinks the media is inherently liberal, that person you know is a fucking moron devoid of critical thinking skills."


Context would like to remind you that the current ticket is Obama/Biden, not Robbins/Franken.

harleenquinzell muses on Hurricane Hanna:

... Does anyone else read that as someone criticizing the tropical storm for not meeting its hurricane deadline?!
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Context has some organization problems! Open Post, quoted with permission.

Dear self

if you are out of tape and want to use stickers to fix an envelope shut
and the envelope is addressed to someone with a phobia of bees
don't use the stickers of bees

just a suggestion


QWP, context'll give you bees.

hatam_soferet brings Unidentified Liquids onto a plane...

I'd have stalked off disdainfully, but a dignified exit is hard to do when you've still got to put your shoes back on. I had to settle for sitting on the floor wrestling with my bootlaces disdainfully, and to tell you the truth I think some of the effect may have been lost.

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got an airline meal to eat. It looks rather distressingly soggy and greasy and like mutant green goo, but the label says "spinach pasta," and apparently labels are reliable indicators of content, so obviously it must indeed be spinach pasta. I might have to spice it up with some of that ink, though. Lucky they let me bring it on board.

Context has inky fingers and even more funny.

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- norabombay, QWP, from here.

cleolinda makes a suggestion —

James Marsters and James Marsden really need to go into some kind of Redundant Department of Redundancy Thunderdome and work out this name thing. Two Marsders go in, one Marsten comes out

— and comedy ensues.

palmetto: Can they be shirtless?

barrelgoddess: Yes, please!
In fact, neither one has to die. Just show up shirtless. >.>

Meanwhile, elsajeni has an epiphany:

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT.
... This may explain why I have always been so confused about James Marsters/Marsden. There are TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE involved.

ETA some clarification and another suggestion:

wirrrn: Marstersmarsdengate: True they both have high cheekbones, blue eyes and almost identical names. Just remember-Marsters is the vampire. Marsden is the mutant. I really want them to star in a movie together. Preferably with David Keith and Keith David and Bill Paxton and Bill Pullman. People would be confused for *weeks*!

Context is freaked out by those pictures from the Dragonball Z live action movie.

If all we needed is a female in the White House, I have a surly cat who would work just fine. She could snarl at foreign leaders, get Congress to rub her tummy before ripping into them with tooth and claw. The only problem is that she'd want to appoint the CEO of whatever company makes Fancy Feast to her cabinet.

And since she's been neutered, there wouldn't even be any sex scandals, but the Secret Service would be forced to take out anyone who touches her favorite pizza box.


Context is buried in the litter box comments.

sashalmiller:
GIANT HUGE CUSTOMER CONFERENCE IN THREE WEEKS FULL STOP

I DESPERATELY NEED PANTS FULL STOP

OR SKIRTS FULL STOP

HAVE COOKED ENOUGH PASTA TO FEED ME FOR THREE DAYS FULL STOP

THERE IS SOME GROUP WITH AN ALBUM (BESIDES RA) THAT COMES OUT IN SEPTEMBER THAT I AM HUGELY EXCITED ABOUT FULL STOP

UNFORTUNATELY I CANNOT REMEMBER THE GROUP FULL STOP

THAT SAYS SOMETHING BUT I KNOW NOT WHAT FULL STOP

MUST GO CLEAN UP THE LITTER TSUNAMI OF THE KITTEN FULL STOP

HE GETS HIS BOY PARTS SNIPPED OFF ON SATURDAY HAHA FULL STOP

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locked, qwp

hoboshorts isn't quite sold on Palin:

"Until the bitch can work a hilighter orange pantsuit, don't go comparing her to Hillary Clinton. Mmmn MMMN. *fingersnaps*"

With images, to better detail her brightly-suited point.

saintsavin on Governor Palin:

I finally figured it out.

Palin? Total /b/tard. She's trollin' IRL.

Context wants her to lurk moar.