mangoteacosy wants to tell you a little bit about MC Hammer:
His real name is Stanley Burrell (a distant relation?).Context isn't sure if she wants to touch this. Unlocked entry, QWP anyway.
He's originally from Oakland, but now lives in Tracy.
He converted and is now a preacher and hosts a show on Trinity Broadcasting Network.
He is playing the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival this year. I'm not lying. Look.
I believe I speak for everyone when I ask "What the fuck?"