September 1st, 2008

confetti

He can lead the country with eyes untainted by viral videos

"First reason why McCain should be elected president is because he can’t use a computer. Yes, McCain is so old that simple tasks like checking email, sending instant messages and reading my blog are almost impossible for him. One would think that with technology becoming an ever important focus in our lives, that not being able to use a computer would be a bad thing, but it is not. It is a great thing. Not being able to use a computer means that McCain has never done things like forwarded a myspace bulletin, been Rick Rolled, been bitten by vampires/werewolves/zombies, or threw a ninja star to receive a free ring tone. I mean think about it. Obama might have the creator of face book on his side, but McCain has never seen Two Girls One Cup."

drgoo0285, here.