Metaquotes

1st

• 04:26 am waterfaery regulus666 considers exposing himself to the authorities - 15 comments
• 11:36 am court1429 Since Alaska's proximity to Russia equals foreign policy cred - 85 comments
• 04:42 pm morganmuffle bookwormsarah is on her way to the States to volunteer for the Obama campaign... - 8 comments
• 09:41 pm callmecaito He can lead the country with eyes untainted by viral videos - 31 comments

2nd

• 10:25 am rhiannonstone Stop! Banjo time. - 12 comments
• 11:05 am firerosearien (no subject) - 12 comments
• 12:02 pm lucy_k_p shevek ponders washing machines: - 31 comments
• 12:25 pm demonqueen666 "That should be a rule." - 32 comments
• 03:14 pm houseofknaus But Apple is a perfectly acceptable name. - 164 comments
• 04:15 pm dragonwhishes (no subject) - 93 comments
• 06:11 pm snapples_apples Multifandom RP is occasionally brilliant - 53 comments

3rd

• 12:20 am lady_rilwen taeliarose, in a fine retort during another 'sexuality in fics' debate... - 79 comments
• 06:43 am ohmi02 UrsulaV complains about mysteriously breeding clothes, but niamh_sage knows the truth. - 18 comments
• 10:38 am wytchcat John Tesh... Great One from the Deep? - 9 comments
• 03:26 pm kaatsu saltedpin is baffled by recent political developments - 34 comments
• 04:16 pm kittenbabe (no subject) - 8 comments
• 09:30 pm vinnysbigmouth (no subject) - 75 comments
• 09:57 pm notmordant The wrong kind of pillow talk... - 9 comments

4th

• 08:06 am yirimyah (no subject) - 10 comments
• 10:21 am olivetree (no subject) - 38 comments
• 12:40 pm popelizbet (no subject) - 144 comments
• 02:59 pm ladypyrate Hanna is an underachievier - 13 comments
• 03:31 pm fallentaiyoko squeakyorm realizes what not to do when mailing letters. - 45 comments
• 04:39 pm livredor Airport security jobsworths - 13 comments
• 04:54 pm demented_pants Ha! - 16 comments
• 05:18 pm laughingacademy He's the one with the cheekbones...oh, wait. - 86 comments
• 07:56 pm featherfire tejas provides us with a better alternative: - 23 comments
• 09:08 pm fleurdelista how my sister's brain works. - 34 comments
• 10:01 pm albireo IT'S NOT NEWS, IT'S PALIN.COM - 21 comments
• 10:08 pm not_amy Oh noes, not another Palin quote! - 40 comments

5th

• 05:50 am the_dark_side The Apocalypse Sounds Like...The Disney Channel? - 68 comments
• 09:06 am rowan_elizabeth Paralympic Strength (from the or deep category) - 28 comments
• 02:10 pm amandathegreat (no subject) - 27 comments
• 02:36 pm caprinus paraLOLmal investigations - 67 comments
• 04:00 pm gillen Never again! - 168 comments
• 04:39 pm dornbeast ladysprite complains about finding clothing for an interview. - 103 comments

6th

• 03:31 pm karenbcrazy Self piercing FTW - 66 comments
• 03:34 pm apathyincarnate ari_rahikkala makes a compelling arguement... - 61 comments
• 09:01 pm apiphile glitter_kittie knows everything. - 4 comments
• 11:24 pm amandathegreat (no subject) - 95 comments

7th

• 01:34 pm ihasstopwatch (no subject) - 155 comments
• 02:26 pm celestineangel Fix your internet settings - 12 comments
• 04:46 pm snowcoma They'd be like water balloons... - 66 comments
• 07:07 pm supremegoddess1 (no subject) - 13 comments
• 10:38 pm contradictacat Wired_lizard has fun with roommates and noises - 59 comments
• 11:27 pm stephmog apiphile is righteously furious - 277 comments

8th

• 04:40 pm shiruartist (no subject) - 54 comments

9th

• 08:29 am trishalynn Reasons to grow a beard and own a van, No. 66523 - 10 comments
• 02:43 pm bishopjoey Reasons to invest in less conspicuous transport - 38 comments
• 05:50 pm bopeepsheep (no subject) - 27 comments
• 05:51 pm ahiru_duck sassandthecity and kaylajoy21 commenting on Jessica Simspon. - 19 comments
• 07:58 pm snowcoma Slither 2: The Soupmaking - 54 comments
• 08:24 pm palmer_kun It's The End of he World As We Know It... - 74 comments
• 10:33 pm amandathegreat (no subject) - 32 comments
• 11:21 pm elizaeffect diatryma's foreign-language teacher is full of awesome. - 79 comments
• 11:55 pm arsenicgraffiti (no subject) - 104 comments

10th

• 09:29 am alexandraerin I'd offer apologies to Rupert Holmes, but he has yet to apologize to us. - 20 comments
• 10:33 am blackpaladin One big blowhard or another - 11 comments
• 01:08 pm celestineangel Out of the mourhs of... - 15 comments
• 07:00 pm slipstreamborne (no subject) - 44 comments
• 09:14 pm eaquaelegit (no subject) - 18 comments
• 09:27 pm vaspider (no subject) - 107 comments
• 09:44 pm xsnarkasaurus rhombal's got a fascinating ad campaign on campus - 62 comments

11th

• 07:53 am celestineangel Bullwinkle on crack - 29 comments
• 11:43 am kjpepper Warning - may cause Gothness in unborn children - 28 comments
• 12:53 pm rimrunner since we're not strangelets today, you can read this. - 28 comments
• 04:22 pm arib Green Lantern silliness - 10 comments
• 05:12 pm baseballchica03 (no subject) - 52 comments
• 10:18 pm bean_bunny padparadscha has raised the bar on metaphors: - 42 comments

12th

• 11:15 am popelizbet (no subject) - 112 comments
• 11:53 am flewellyn Of all human ills, greatest is felines' wayward tyranny. - 102 comments
• 12:54 pm classicality (no subject) - 6 comments
• 01:57 pm silmaril A commenter said it best: "Hilarious and oh so human." - 10 comments
• 03:13 pm nekosensei (no subject) - 19 comments
• 04:56 pm all_ephemera (no subject) - 6 comments
• 05:51 pm firerosearien (no subject) - 70 comments
• 08:02 pm jennilee_rose 26376 Brings some weather filk... - 33 comments

14th

• 01:50 am chelonianmobile (no subject) - 3 comments
• 09:14 pm flewellyn I hurt myself today... - 17 comments

15th

• 08:01 am labonnefille On the Campaign Trail - 68 comments
• 04:25 pm senchou42 Lamentations on the use of rape as a plot device... - 69 comments
• 06:49 pm tinheart Pre-post-modern performance art. - 29 comments
• 08:27 pm lysythe In response to Get Fuzzy's run of Palin jokes... - 11 comments

16th

• 08:26 am jehannamama (no subject) - 62 comments
• 05:18 pm loquaciousquark (no subject) - 117 comments
• 06:05 pm amandathegreat (no subject) - 39 comments

17th

• 07:39 am wonderbink zahriah posts a notice in angryletters . . . - 24 comments
• 02:32 pm lysythe Irritation over YOUR SHIP SUCKS MY SHIP ROCKS-style fangulls at fanficrants leads to this: - 6 comments

18th

• 12:49 am cazrolime When lienne's philosophy notes find themselves on lj! - 13 comments
• 10:58 am kateorman Two for the price of one! - 16 comments
• 02:53 pm popelizbet (no subject) - 51 comments
• 03:21 pm professor AWWWWWWW - 94 comments
• 04:50 pm yamikonumber7 Anonymous gives RPS a whole new meaning - 3 comments
• 07:10 pm mecurtin How to play Civileggsation - 29 comments
• 10:19 pm subversivecynic (no subject) - 39 comments
• 10:30 pm the_gwenzilliad The Old Testament as a Text Adventure! - 45 comments

19th

• 11:20 am nebroadwe (no subject) - 2 comments
• 03:08 pm king_duncan (no subject) - 15 comments
• 06:44 pm jade_sabre_301 If You Give a Classics Major a Cookie... - 19 comments
• 09:59 pm ___inutero (no subject) - 145 comments

20th

• 12:27 am apiphile groaty knows her geography. - 29 comments

21st

• 05:43 am runic_binary Jesus did it. - 242 comments
• 08:52 am thechangingwind (no subject) - 6 comments
• 11:16 am the_dark_side Jumping Into The Political Discussion. - 75 comments
• 11:21 am shaysdays (no subject) - 9 comments
• 12:23 pm lackofcontext pink_pet finds out that movie titles can be deceiving... - 51 comments
• 03:10 pm crevette Suckitude equivalence between music and literature, and more. - 9 comments
• 04:58 pm torasama (no subject) - 56 comments
• 05:17 pm supremegoddess1 (no subject) - 49 comments
• 05:32 pm shadowkittykat_ felis-ultharus shines again - 20 comments

22nd

• 03:34 pm plazmah Twilight-related funny - 95 comments
• 04:38 pm ataramos The mythical state of Fast Food - 153 comments
• 11:44 pm faerydragonet Where Art Thou, Prince Charming - 28 comments

23rd

• 11:45 am snarl817 flemco, on Palin's foreign relations experience: - 88 comments
• 08:21 pm annemjw aimeesworld ponders how to market Shakespeare for a new audience - 45 comments
• 09:31 pm timotab egnightmare is hurting - 8 comments

24th

• 01:11 am notmordant dropkickpuppy laments the effects of global warming - 80 comments
• 07:35 am fragbert Maybe It's Just A Headache - 44 comments
• 10:28 am biichan S. Chmiss: Ghostwriter - 19 comments
• 11:09 am popelizbet (no subject) - 216 comments
• 03:36 pm rowena742 The Sparkle that Wouldn't Die - 141 comments
• 08:06 pm ragnvaeig Will Prognosticate for Tacos - 6 comments
• 11:10 pm blienky27 forensic_angel does some cartoon math... - 59 comments

25th

• 02:33 am peterchayward Ryan Estrada vs a Scientologist - 50 comments
• 12:45 pm mr_sadhead (no subject) - 59 comments
• 04:05 pm wolfsavard Starbucks or Skynet...? - 42 comments
• 09:28 pm xequth Haven't you heard of the IRA? - 12 comments

26th

• 02:30 am matcha with apologies to e.e. cummings - 11 comments
• 08:09 am ironychan (no subject) - 41 comments
• 08:26 am janetmiles I'm in your department store, foiling your scams - 3 comments
• 01:47 pm firerosearien (no subject) - 26 comments
• 04:46 pm kit_maxel Breaking news: McCain Suspends Campaign To Assist in Fight Against Voldemort - 56 comments
• 11:54 pm siege "...the ideal boyfriend, except for the whole cat thing." - 18 comments

27th

• 06:09 pm ladymalchav (no subject) - 118 comments
• 09:56 pm gwalla (no subject) - 27 comments

28th

• 10:02 am tenshinofushigi The Solution to Bad Spelling - 57 comments
• 12:53 pm dream_inspired The debate...in 30 seconds. - 58 comments
• 02:06 pm jelliclekitten slipstream_chan has it all figured out now - 34 comments
• 02:18 pm amandathegreat (no subject) - 21 comments
• 05:54 pm popelizbet (no subject) - 61 comments
• 10:02 pm jacinthsong I didn't get it til I read the comments, either. - 73 comments

29th

• 10:46 am mactavish (no subject) - 16 comments
• 02:46 pm foolsguinea bank correction - 54 comments
• 06:24 pm beldar They're like family - 43 comments
• 09:18 pm sterling_sara This is the funny part of the post - 37 comments

30th

• 01:10 am mhael After the McCain/Palin - Couric interview... - 6 comments
• 01:21 am tubofgoodthings A day in the life, described as only amadruadaboleyn can. - 15 comments
• 01:14 pm amandathegreat (no subject) - 30 comments
• 02:46 pm m_buggie ...and stop prattling on about curtains... - 17 comments
• 09:09 pm tweeti Who is the real Oppressor here? - 11 comments
• 11:40 pm joysweeper (no subject) - 22 comments