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Van Helsing is not just a cross-setting White Wolf game rendered as a movie; it's a cross-setting White Wolf game as described by Van Helsing's player, who is clearly the guy who once cornered me in the back of the Duck and wouldn't let me leave until he'd described the entire storyline of a Star Trek novel to me. Because clearly he's the k3wlest evar,

Either that or Van Helsing was played by the GM's boyfriend.

immlass did not like Van Helsing.

deadroman is inspired by piss-poor writing:

"SPELLING!"
"PUNCTUATION!"
"COHERENCE!"
"VERB TENSES!"
"LOGIC!"

"Go Grammar!"

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Grammar!"

Captain Grammar, he's our hero
Gonna take illiteracy down to zero

He's our powers magnified
And he's fighting on our sanity's side

Gonna help him put asunder
Morons who like to babble and blunder

"Ur gunna pay 4 dis captin Gramur!"

We're the Grammer-teers
You can be one too
'Cause saving our language is the thing to do!

Wallowing in ignorance is not the way
Hear what Captain Grammar has to say!

"The Power is Yours!"
context is slightly drunk and reeling from sentence fragments.

(public post, permission pending)

mommymoose finds age discrimination in the quiz meme she took:

What will I be doing when I'm 24? FTW. I did that when I was 24.

eye_of_a_cat is in fine form today.

...your daughters will all be dressed as Disney princesses for the entire length of their childhoods, and if he doesn't call you for two weeks it's because back on the savannah it was evolutionary advantageous for men to keep quiet while they were hunting gazelles.

Context is from Earth, how about you? QWP, unflocked.